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News: It is rumored that C.P.O. Sondahl has made off with $1.00 of company funds, which were allegedly used by a sharedholder to buy another 0 shares of stock in Bumming, Inc. These funds were never deposited into the main treasury, and suspician lies darkly on the Chief Procrastination Officer. When asked for comment, Sondahl replied "Oh, I think those four quarters might be lying around on my desk somewhere... I'm not sure." Money Tiger Tigey is leading the investigation into whether possible fraud or embezzlement has occurred. Or at least he will start leading it, once he gets out of bed. Nutritional Adviser Monkey's advice to shareholders regarding this matter was "Don't worry. Stock prices and dividents should stay rock solid even, no different than last year. Eat more bananas, it will make you feel better." Report for 2003: N/A (Company did not exist.) Final Report for 2004:
Financial Notes: Dear Shareholders, I am thrilled to announce that Bumming, Inc. LLC has been an unprecedented success. Under the wise guidance of Money Tiger Tigey, we have already achieved all of our first quarter goals (which we didn't bother to make, since the company didn't exist back then), and we are only in the middle of Q3! We have arrived at our target balance of cash flow effortlessly, and I honestly expect smooth sailing as we move toward Q4. There were a few occasional lapses, I will admit, and some hours were spent productively. Do not be disturbed (one of our company's mottos, in fact) because the board is considering offering $0 salary bonus packages as an incentive to keep our employees not working at full capacity. And I know you will all be pleased that our stock prices remain rock steady at rock bottom. Forrest Sondahl, Chief Procrastination Officer  |
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