Earth Strikes Back!
I
suppose I should be bothered by the mind control device my alien
overlords installed on my spine, but they must have some very good
drugs, because I don't mind at all. Of course when you've been
through all the alien abductions and demonic possessions that I have,
parasitic brain control isn't much of a stretch. As a kid, I
always hoped Captain Kirk would tell Scotty to beam me up, so I guess
this is almost as good. It's certainly been good for the campaign
coffers. Now that I'm in solid with the Vortibol Mind Leeches, they've
offered to fund my campaign. Remember, if someone knocks on your
door and offers you a pod, resistance is futile. Also you'll
vote for me whether you were previously inclined or not. So, yes,
things are looking good.